Thanks, David Cameron. Every single one of these things is your fault.

1. Because sometimes you buy a loaf of Kingsmill only to find it has been sliced the wrong way.

Because sometimes you buy a loaf of Kingsmill only to find it has been sliced the wrong way.

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2. Because sometimes you open a packet of Hula Hoops and find one that is unacceptably large.

Because sometimes you open a packet of Hula Hoops and find one that is unacceptably large.

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3. Because sometimes you try to buy a Wispa from a vending machine, and this happens.

Because sometimes you try to buy a Wispa from a vending machine, and this happens.

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Via Twitter: @Thomkirwin

4. Because there are people out there who go to the supermarket wearing a pyjama onesie.

Because there are people out there who go to the supermarket wearing a pyjama onesie.

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Via Twitter: @sidneyabbot

5. And people who take their shirts off on the tube.

And people who take their shirts off on the tube.

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6. And commuters who think this sort of behaviour is acceptable.

And commuters who think this sort of behaviour is acceptable.

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7. Because supermarkets stock “Easter crackers” now.

Because supermarkets stock "Easter crackers" now.

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8. Not to mention crisps with deeply upsetting flavours.

Not to mention crisps with deeply upsetting flavours.

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Via Twitter: @jami0mckay

9. Because Freddos have become dismayingly expensive.

Because Freddos have become dismayingly expensive.

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Via Twitter: @AdamCatterall

10. Because sometimes you go shopping and everything’s just a bit confusing.

Because sometimes you go shopping and everything's just a bit confusing.

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11. That’s if the shops are even open.

That's if the shops are even open.

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12. Because people these days can be shockingly impolite.

Because people these days can be shockingly impolite.

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13. Because everyone is weirdly combative all the time, even this branch of Waitrose.

Because everyone is weirdly combative all the time, even this branch of Waitrose.

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14. Because our young people have no idea how to behave.

Because our young people have no idea how to behave.

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15. And will take photos of literally anything.

And will take photos of literally anything.

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16. Because sometimes people park like this.

Because sometimes people park like this.

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Via Facebook: spottedparking

17. Because the people who put adverts in phone boxes simply can’t be trusted.

Because the people who put adverts in phone boxes simply can't be trusted.

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18. Same goes for the people who put adverts on buses.

Same goes for the people who put adverts on buses.

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Via Twitter: @itstheHop

19. Because the pigeons are out of control.

Because the pigeons are out of control.

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20. Because British society has become so sexualised, even the kids’ toys seem vaguely seedy.

Because British society has become so sexualised, even the kids' toys seem vaguely seedy.

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21. Because our wildlife is a constant source of disappointment.

Because our wildlife is a constant source of disappointment.

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22. Because our leading football team are terrible, and not even heroic acts of patriotism like this were enough to inspire them in the World Cup.

Because our leading football team are terrible, and not even heroic acts of patriotism like this were enough to inspire them in the World Cup.

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23. Because sometimes our entrepreneurial spirit is found wanting.

Because sometimes our entrepreneurial spirit is found wanting.

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Via Twitter: @ThePoke

24. In fact it sometimes feels like we’ll try to flog any old tat.

In fact it sometimes feels like we'll try to flog any old tat.

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25. And even when you do spot a discount, it’s often just a bit underwhelming.

And even when you do spot a discount, it's often just a bit underwhelming.

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26. Because eating out is generally a letdown.

Because eating out is generally a letdown.

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27. Because everyone is grumpy all the time, even after they’re dead.

Because everyone is grumpy all the time, even after they're dead.

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28. And because the seagulls have declared war, and will probably win.

And because the seagulls have declared war, and will probably win.

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Via Twitter: @rhysdgriffiths

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