Because let’s face it, we’re all megalomaniacs. But which one of the different pompous, self-loving narcissists are you the most like?
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Which James Bond Villain Are You?
- You got: Dr. No
Despite your humble beginnings, you have achieved some measure of success – although your delusions of grandeur warp your sense of reality and contribute to bad decisions. You rarely smile and have a negative view of the world. You have a hard time saying Yes to anything.
- You got: Ernst Stavro Blofeld
You are a natural leader who needs to get your own way. You are very decisive and self-motivated, and are supremely confident. You don’t let your conscience get in the way of making tough business decisions. Despite your sociopathic tendencies, you love cats.
- You got: Goldfinger
You are obsessive-compulsive to the extreme. You are goal oriented and are able to focus on a single objective. Your strong organizational skills enable you to execute complex plans. You are successful in business, and everything you touch turns to gold. Despite your great wealth, you still find it necessary to cheat at cards.
- You got: Oddjob
You are extremely loyal and rarely have anything bad to say about upper management. You tend to be on the quiet side but have extreme self-confidence. You grew up as an outsider looking in, but you made it work for you. You are competitive by nature and enjoy sports (especially Frisbee).
- You got: Largo
You know how to get what you want. Despite your smooth, elegant style, you’re ruthless and relentless when you need to be, and sometimes use questionable tactics to achieve your goals. You have extremely high standards and have no problem throwing incompetents to the sharks.
- You got: Nick Nack
You have overcome many limitations to become successful in your chosen field. You have a mischievous personality and love to get people into trouble. Even though you can be obnoxious at times, most people find you cute and lovable. You crave adventure and love to travel (mostly by de plane! De plane!).
- You got: Jaws
You have very powerful urges that you struggle to control. Your impressive physique masks your low self-esteem, although you’re working on it. You are a loner who is searching for someone to love and to help you achieve your full potential. Although you possess a very dry sense of humor, you rarely smile because of poor dental hygiene.
- You got: Le Chifre
You can be charming and ruthless at the same time. You have worked hard to get where you are, and won’t let anyone stand in your way of achieving your dreams. Your addiction to gambling often gets you into serious financial trouble, and you respond to collection efforts with extreme violence. No tears for you!